It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
