Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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