in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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