He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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