I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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