so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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