and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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