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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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