My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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