doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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