she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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