Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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