im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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