Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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