I bet he comes in French.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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