Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i believe in u and ur pee
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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