everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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