Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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