Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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