I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this boner is exhausting
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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