I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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