Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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