He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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