her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Terrible idea I love it
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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