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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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