I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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