bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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