Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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