I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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