I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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