Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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