Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Ambien. No doubt about it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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