Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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