Tell her she can't have a vagina
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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