Kareoke will never be a sober sport
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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