hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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