I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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