I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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