I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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