i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
