Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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