So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
