so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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