Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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