i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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