Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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