im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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