weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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