Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Quick, to the slutcave!
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so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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