I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
this hospital has no fireball
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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