Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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