So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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